Bemused

No one can honestly say that they like these things. The only purpose that they serve is to take up space in my inbox. Sure, when we were in high school it was fun to fill out these things and see what our friends had to say, but give me a break we graduated YEARS AGO!!!!

So for all those people that still love these retarded surveys I say read below and forego the email.

1. What time do you get up? 6 something

2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Robert Burns

3. Gold or Silver? I'll take some of both thanks

4. What is the last film you saw at the cinema? X-men 3 (going to see The Omen next)

5. What is your favourite T.V. show ? The Sopranos or Navy:NCIS

6. What do you have for breakfast? Cheerios

6b. What would you have for breakfast if you were not worried about trans fats or health? Frosted Cheerios...i like my cheerios ok

7. Beach, City, or Country? Beach or City couldn't live in the country there's not enough noise

8. Favourite Ice Cream? Mint Chocolate Chip or Chocolate chip cookie dough

9. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn? Butter and dill pickle powder mm mmm good!

10. Favourite Colour? Blue, Grey, White, Red, Black, Lavender, green, brown...anything but yellow and cotton candy pink

11. What kind of car do you drive? alas I don't have a car

12. Favourite sandwich? Peanut butter and banana

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? Scotland.

14. What colour is your bathroom? Blue and white

15. Favourite brand of clothing? BUM it reflects my life nicely

16. Where would you retire? Rome

17. Favourite day of the week? Sunday afternoons, esp in the fall

18. What did you do for your last birthday? Got plastered, danced like crazy and tired to sleep with one of my friends....whoops!

19. Where were you born? the Shwa.

20. Favourite sport to watch? Hockey or Football

21. What Fabric Detergent do you use? No name dryer sheets, they are cheap and effective!

22. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

23. Are you a morning person or night owl? depends on what I'm doing and who I'm hangin' out with

24. Do you have any pets? no because I have a crusty roommate who won't let me have any...but I've got a plan in the works....muhahhahahahahahahaha!

25. What is your full name?**** ******** *******

26. What colour underwear are you wearing right now? white with li'l blue devils

27. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 8611 or 1661 or 9041

28. What was the last thing you ate? A grilled chicken caesar pita, yummy

29. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? nope, i'm hopeless! ha ha

30. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? away

31. Do you like snow, sun or rain? I'll take 'em all depending on what I'm doing. can't have a snowball fight without snow

32. If you could try any job for a day what would it be? I want to be president of the united states, I mean they let Bush do it for four years and brought him back for four more so why can't I do it

33. Last person you talked to on the phone? Isabella

34. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, and smile

35. How are you today? exhausted!!!

36. Alcohol? why yes thank you! I'll take two, gots me two hands don't cha know

37. Beer or liquor? hmmm that depends on cash flow...little cash beer all the way

38. How do you eat an Oreo? twist is apart and lick off all the icing then dunk the cookie in milk DUH!

39. What makes you happy? little things

40. Birthdate? April 2 1982

41. Hair colour? Right now, lond, red, brown...a little bit of everything

42. Eye colour? blue-ish grey-ish

43. Height? 5 ft 6 and three quarters!!

44. Do you wear contacts? used to now I'm just lazy

45. Siblings and their Age? none

46. What school do you atttend? none, I's gots me en edumacation ands gradumatated

47. What is your fav kind of cologne/perfume? I dunno

48. What do you like to do? better question what don't I like to do?

49. Do you have a crush on anyone? HA HA HA oh yeah

50. Fav music? Classic Rock, Rock, ALternative....something loud or at least something that doesn't sounds stupid loud coming from a white girl's place....you picking up what i'm putting down homie? fo shizzle rizzle dizzle

51. Fav movie? Original Sin

52. Fav day of the year? My birthday

53. Do you like to dance? no i like to sit on my ass and watch everyone else...oh come on

54. Worst sickness you ever had? Stomach flu kinda sucks

55. Hugs or kisses? sure lay them on me

56. Most Important quality in a boy/girlfriend? Someone who loves me because of my faults instead of in spite of them.

57. Do you want your friends to write back? NO, I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE THINGS EVER!!!!!

Ahhh... I feel better now.